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Perez Hilton is SUCH a fucking ass hat

Posted on: May 19, 2010

Okay it’s no secret I have a slight, don’t laugh…i hear you fuckers laughing, crush on Rihanna. I do, I really do. That being said I’m also highly critical of her. Just because you’re attractive doesn’t mean you’re talented (megan fox, I’m looking your way).

In one of his posts he says that in the “RockStar 101” video:

Rihanna looks AMAZING! Too bad we can’t say the same for the song!

As far as the song goes, the song is one of the better songs off of Rihanna’s new album and for someone that apparently “knows” music like he claims he does, he should fucking know every single god damn song on that album before he makes a judgement about the album itself. There are only three songs on her new album that I absolutely cannot listen to. Sorry Rihanna, i doubt you read this, but I can’t stand them. The rest of the songs are good and Rockstar 101 is one of my favorites off this album.
I think that all the songs before Rihanna did umbrella were shit. No one knew who she was because SHE didn’t know who she was. She was trying to fit into that role of R&B female singer, she was in the shadow of Beyonce and the late Aaliyah trying to be seen and heard and it wasn’t happening. Then she stepped out of that shadow with Umbrella and BOOM.
Rated R is such a personal album that I’ve had to stem my lust for this woman greatly simply because I’ve gained mad respect for her. The songs are good, better than I thought they would be (I mean after the smash hit of Good Girl Gone Bad, isn’t that kind of a hard act to follow?)
Saying that RockStar 101 doesn’t sound well based off of a 10 second clip of it, which I assume he did because had he actually listened to the song he would know how fucking good it really is, is stupid and full of asshatery. It’s not the best song, I’ll give him that but it’s pretty good.
I don’t understand why anyone gave him the idea that he knew what good music is. Oh, because he supposedly put Lady Gaga on the map? Lady Gaga is good, she’s one of the more entertaining artists out there (not to mention she actually plays an instrument; +10 points) but she’s not the best.
She isn’t a prodigy and for someone with his thumb so far up her ass (I expect that if she actually DID have a penis, he’d be the first to know, what with massaging her prostate and all) i wouldn’t expect him to see that. Lady Gaga’s style right now is popular because it’s something different than what we know but it won’t last long. She’s going to have to reinvent herself to keep herself relevant which I think she can do (see previous mentioning of her actually being able to play an instrument). She could be the female Elton John.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh right, what a fucking ass. I wouldn’t expect anyone whose gained some form of fame and notoriety off of being a complete douche to suddenly stop being a douche but…I mean, he’s going to have to reinvent himself too if he wants to continue this blog thing. I dont think he does, what with him going over into music and fashion (two very poor choices since he doesn’t know anything about either judging my his choice in songs and clothing).
Bottom line, he irks me greatly. Ever since that whole Will.i.am incident he really pisses me off. I guess I can leave that for another blog post, however, cause I do have a feeling he will do more to piss me off.
You may be asking, “Why visit his site if you don’t like him?” the same reason I watch comedy central though have the shit they show are shitty old movies and random stand up comedies. Because occasionally they have something worth while. Occasionally there will be a post that actually is interesting.

View his blog post here

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